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Post by Durant, M. on Jan 6, 2015 21:42:26 GMT -5
I can already tell the Make-A-Wish Foundation is gonna hate us.
Anyway, welcome to Corrupt-A-Wish. This is a pretty fun and simple game. It involves one player making a wish and the other corrupting it. For the sake of example, let's say someone wishes for a pony. "I wish for a pony," they say!
Another player comes in and grants their wish, but somehow corrupts it in the process. For example: "Granted: you get a pony, but it dies from an incureable disease moments later."
And there you have it. That's pretty much how you play. So, since I posted the idea, I'll go first: I wish I had a date with Emma Watson.
NOTE: When you corrupt someone's wish, you must list a wish of your own to be corrupted by the next player.
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Post by Wilkas, G. on Jan 7, 2015 0:57:01 GMT -5
Turns out she's a lesbian. *grins*
Okay, I wish I could go to the Moon (then I would be the first Britian on the Moon, but also the first woman xD!)
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Post by Durant, M. on Jan 7, 2015 1:13:08 GMT -5
Damn it! Well, I guess I can put out those candles and save the romantic dinner for when I get to meet Anna Faris.
o.o Anyway, granted: you reach the moon but before you can step off the shuttle the engines suffer a catastrophic failure that sends it off course and into the sun. The plus side? You'd be the first Britain (and woman) to visit the sun.
Lol. I wish I had a car.
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Post by Cruz, J. on Jan 7, 2015 1:37:41 GMT -5
Granted. You just received the car of your dreams, but a group of "peaceful" protesters set fire to it before you ever have a chance to drive it.
I wish I had a tribarrel shotgun.
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Post by Wilkas, G. on Jan 7, 2015 1:59:32 GMT -5
Granted. You get the shotgun however before you can load it your assassinated by a right wing extremist group of radical feminists.
I wish for a cool t-shirt (One that says UMSC, which btw I do have, but it is essentially a blanket on me cause I am a skinny devil)
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Post by Cruz, J. on Jan 7, 2015 3:24:33 GMT -5
How perverted do I want to make this? Hmmm.
Granted but it disappears whenever I touch it.
I wish I could get a raise.
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Post by Durant, M. on Jan 7, 2015 3:36:26 GMT -5
Granted: your boss gives you shoes with a two-inch lift. Lol see what I did there?!?! ... *crickets*... You know you saw it. I wish for one hot, steamy night with Zooey Deschannel that ends great and ends up with her number in my phone. HA! TRY TO CORRUPT THAT!  |
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Post by Wilkas, G. on Jan 7, 2015 4:19:55 GMT -5
Hahah Cruz you old dog you... Well she takes you to a spa and you go to the steam room, from there she confesses her lesbianism, gives you her phone number, hooks you up with her Australian Pilot friend, who you get on very well with and you and the Pilot end up waking up in the same bed together the following morning. From there you get married, have a family, life is great till radical right wing feminists seize power in Moscow and conquer the world.  Corruption Done! |
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Post by Durant, M. on Jan 7, 2015 4:22:25 GMT -5
I'm... actually okay with this. Lmao. Hey, wait a minute! Where's your wish? Lol. EDIT: Oh, you just HAD to edit that and make me eat my words, didn't you? Fine. I'll make another wish. I wish for an incorruptible wish. |
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Post by Cruz, J. on Jan 7, 2015 4:57:58 GMT -5
Granted. But due to your longing for an incorruptible wish, you yourself have been corrupted by the most basic of human desires. Greed to win this game, pride thinking you've already won, incompetence by not looking at the target demographic, and lastly your inability to think outside the box for an answer that beats yours.
Boom. Done.
I wish for a date with Wilkas in person.
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Post by Wilkas, G. on Jan 7, 2015 5:13:48 GMT -5
Wilkas sends a Israeli Commando in her place, she scares the heck out of you.
Okay I wish I could dance like Lindsey Sterling
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Post by Durant, M. on Jan 7, 2015 8:10:55 GMT -5
Granted: you learn how to dance like her, and then a better dancer than her shows up and steals the show.
I wish I could sing. >.<
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Stringer, K.
Marine Recon Scout
Fire Team Leader
Posts: 155 
Character Gender: Male
Character Age: 22
Character Race: Caucasian
Character Nationality: American
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Post by Stringer, K. on Jan 31, 2015 13:30:45 GMT -5
Grants but you break glass with the talent of your voice along with ear drums, so no one can listen to you.
I wish for a fully functional T-34 tank with a 57mm cannon and it be fully restored and in working order, so I may have fun in the woods.
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Post by Wilkas, G. on Jan 31, 2015 13:41:09 GMT -5
Granted however you run into an angry eco-feminist armed with a Panzerfaust, she fired at you, the shaped charge pierces the sloped armour and the spitting metal kills you and the crew.
Lol you know what for the giggles I wish for the perfect, most comfortable bra.
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Post by Durant, M. on Jan 31, 2015 13:59:36 GMT -5
Granted: You get the perfect, most comfortable bra. However, the first time you wash it, it shrinks down two cup sizes and the color fades away.
I wish I woke up in a new Bugotti.
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