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Post by Wilkas, G. on Jan 31, 2015 14:22:09 GMT -5
Durant... There is no curse in Elvish, Entish or the tongues of Men for this treachery!!
Granted, except it is on fire and falling off of a cliff.
I wish to be a nurse.
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Upshaw, J.
Marines
"If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." - Mad Dog
Posts: 7
Character Gender: Male
Character Age: 21
Character Race: Caucasian
Character Nationality: American
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Post by Upshaw, J. on Jan 31, 2015 14:34:37 GMT -5
Granted: You're a nurse during the zombie apocalypse and you're one of the first to be infected.
I wish I was a foot taller.
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Post by Flannigan, S. on Jan 31, 2015 19:15:02 GMT -5
Granted, but you are now 1'.12". You are a foot taller, than an ant. (I'm disappointed on the bra one. I immediately had a good one.)
I wish for a global ice age and the apocalypse that would accompany it.
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Stringer, K.
Marine Recon Scout
Fire Team Leader
Posts: 155
Character Gender: Male
Character Age: 22
Character Race: Caucasian
Character Nationality: American
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Post by Stringer, K. on Feb 2, 2015 1:27:33 GMT -5
Granted, but everyone is well prepared and 80 percent of the population survives to tell the tale in the history books.
I wish for a underground bunker, which has every possible system to survive without need of stepping outside, full of weapons and ammo to supply an army, and enough food to survive for many years to come.
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Post by Wilkas, G. on Feb 2, 2015 1:36:08 GMT -5
Granted but when you enter the door shuts behind you and seals itself, trapping you in your bunker forever.
I wish for a nice swimsuit because damn I don't know if you know much about them but they are expensive!
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Post by Durant, M. on Feb 2, 2015 2:01:23 GMT -5
Granted: you get a nice swimsuit, but after using it once it you realize it was made in China and falls apart, leaving you without a swimsuit again.
Interestingly enough, swimsuits aren't that expensive here in the U.S. depending on where you go, and they last a long time.
I wish for a chance to visit outerspace and see Earth from the moon.
No, seriously. I'd love to see that before I die. The opportunity to see the Earth from a distance with my own eyes. I bet it would be breathtaking.
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Post by Wilkas, G. on Feb 2, 2015 8:38:11 GMT -5
Granted, you see Earth from Space. However this only occurs because you were abducted by an alien race who put you in a weird alien zoo where you live in a enclosure that looks like 1950's America, with a blond girl. You have no privacy at all as the aliens want to observe the behaviour of humans in their zoo.
I wish to visit Mars and conquer *coughs* Colonise it in the name of Earth.
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Stringer, K.
Marine Recon Scout
Fire Team Leader
Posts: 155
Character Gender: Male
Character Age: 22
Character Race: Caucasian
Character Nationality: American
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Post by Stringer, K. on Feb 2, 2015 14:06:15 GMT -5
Granted but the second assault of a foreign army takes it from you.
Also, that one corruption was actually what I wanted wilkas (with the bunker) so you failed to corrupt that one.
I wish for an infinite supply of 5.56mm rounds.
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Post by Flannigan, S. on Feb 2, 2015 15:02:38 GMT -5
You have an infinite supply of rounds, however, every weapon that fires 5.56 has been summarily taken off the market and destroyed. (Also, why would you want that? It's a piss poor round for anything but target practice.)
I wish to be a rockstar goalie and win Lord Stanley's Cup.
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